Monday, November 30, 2009

In good humour...

Thank you Blogadda, for picking this entry! I am thrilled....







I wrote this for a client...but it was not published...so I thought I'll put it up here...




What women hate!



A few ground rules:



1. All these habits apply to all men.

2. There are exceptions to this rule.

3. The views expressed here are purely my opinion. Any similarity to the Indian male species, dead or alive, is purely intentional.



Male Chauvinism



I know that ‘The right attitude is the secret to success’. But looks like you guys heard only the word ‘attitude’ coz that’s all you have! Your ‘selective hearing’ causes delusions of self and life in general, don’t you think? So maybe you should start listening and try to understand the meaning of ‘equality’?



Eye-to-Eye



When we converse with you, why is it that you can never meet the eye? Your roving eyes wander all over, undressing us in your mind. It makes me wonder, are we actually wearing any clothes? We would really appreciate simple eye contact, you know? Stick to the eyes!



Sexist Comments



Comments like “Women gossip so much” or “A woman’s job is to cook and clean” are not very becoming of you. You have the basic common sense to read and understand instruction manuals for electronic installations or at work; surely cooking should be a piece of cake! After all, a recipe is a set of instructions that can be followed pretty easily. It’s common sense, no? I am NOT cleaning up after you. PERIOD!



Split Personality



Normally you’re tired, and weekends are to laze around and relax. But if its cricket season, or there’s an F1 race, you set the alarm, wake up early, and the entire weekend is planned around the match/race timings. Suddenly, you are extremely energetic, punctual and charged up. How do you do that? Who is the ‘real’ you?



We always see a light at the end of the tunnel. Yeah, and we love you too…



P.S - This is written in jest...no hard feelings please!




Edited to add:
This post has been chosen as one of the top posts for this week's 'Tangy Tuesday Picks'



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