Chaude and Cold

Chaude and Cold

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."
"Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."



The human body art - beautiful woman artist pastes the chart
[人体艺术-美女艺术家贴图]
[人體藝術-美女藝術家貼圖]
[Искусствоо человеческого тела - красивейший художник женщинынаклеивает диаграмму]
[L'art de corps humain - la belle artiste de femme colle le diagramme]
[El arte del cuerpo humano - el artista hermoso de la mujer pega lacarta]



Why are women so picky??
Beauty has always been the most common dream, goal, wish of women, regardless of time or place. Now,pretty, beautiful, skinny, barbie-like models are everywhere now. Celebrities on magazine cover that simply look too perfect! Beauty and women have always been tied together. But, no one really know that woman is beauty. Every single women is beautiful, regardless of age, skin, anything!
Women are beauty! Not barbie-like dolls, not stick-like figures, but women, real women! Women with curves, women with wrinkles, women with extra fat, real, nature women are beauty. That is how women had been created, that's how they should be. The society is trying to make women into what they aren't. For thousands of years, women with curves are consider beautiful, because that's natural, that how they could give birth to a baby. Barbie, on the other hand, can't even stand up if she's a real human!