Old news

Old news

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump."The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.
The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde.
"I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."





美女艺术家贴图
She has beautiful and the graceful carriage, also is an artist
Human body art - beautiful woman picture
[Искусствоо человеческого тела - красивейшее изображение женщины]
[Menselijk lichaamskunst - mooi vrouwenbeeld]
[Art de corps humain - belle image de femme]



Single Women 歌词


Single bars and single women with a single thought in mind
Just to make it till the morning looking for what they can find
For a man they won't remember for a night they can't forget
Do you come to this place often may I light your cigarette

Drinkng beer and amaretto passing time and swapping jokes
Hoping for a new beginning but the beginning to lose hope
And you're waiting for that moment when a glance becomes a stare
Umm what's that perfume you're wearin' haven't I met you somewhere

Find a matchbox in the morning with a name and number scrawled
When you phone a woman answers and you wish you'd never called
They're friendly when they met you but they're strangers when they go
Do you mind if I come join ya would you like to dance one more
[ sax ]
And it's gettin' near to closing and the seconds pass like years
Lots of friends to share the lughter not a one to share the tears
And you wish they'd change that jukebox you know every song it plays
Can I drop you off at my place ah what's the matter are you gay

You've got a twenty in your pocket got your toothbrush in your purse
Life could get a whole lot better but it better not get worse
Single bars and single women with a single thought in mind
Just to make it till the morning looking for what they can find